June 2012
yourcreepyuncle:
yourcreepyuncle:
what if like your butthole was actually a black hole and the other end of the black hole was some space alien’s trash can like whenever they threw something away it came out of you as poop
and like if you ever had the butt sex the poor alien family would be subjected to watching a human penis appear and reappear in and out of their trash can wondering when...
“We’re trying to schedule everything around everything. Obviously, Sherlock...”
– Steven Moffat, on being asked when Season 3 of Sherlock will happen. (x)
May 2012
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
“He loves it. He first showed this stuff to me last year. Somebody told him about...”
– Amanda Abbington, on Martin Freeman’s reaction to Tumblr
Baker Street Babes Podcast, 27/05/2012
(via heysammy)
Have you seen my brother anywhere? I'm supposed to...
lostwiginity:
@redteekal #ahbl3 Fan: What would you take home...
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
