unclefather:

when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut 

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tastefullyoffensive:

"He likes to hold his own feet." -110110

tastefullyoffensive:

"He likes to hold his own feet." -110110

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

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unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

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tonysttark:

ruffalo has finally left his mark. chris has the left boob grab. sebastian has captain rum. robert is going to be called tony stark for the rest of his life. mark has been safe. until

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IS THAT PAUL RUDD???

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fuchsimeon:

humansolatium:

tinydragongina:

elizabitchtaylor:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

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omfg yes

That is the best answer to that “friendzone” bullshit I have ever read.

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quickweaves:

evolution

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sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

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